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Space: the final frontier

• * The vast void, the vestigial verge. --William Flis
• Cosmos, the culminating conquerable continuum --Rex Stocklin

We're not in Kansas anymore.

• * Toto's tag turned up in Tenessee. --Eric Beilman
• None of us is near Nebraska's neighbor nowadays. --Stanley Anderson
• jou & i've jointly journeyed outside of jayhawk jurisdiction just now. --Rex Stocklin

Play hard.

• Savor Sportsmanship --Dana
• Divert difficultly. --Rex Stocklin

Titanic

• DeCaprio does dame, decides drowning diminishes desire, deserts dumb damsel, dives deep, dies, disappoints director, ditches d'award deliveries. --Dana
• Show seekers shell out six segillion shillings to see story of sinking ship. --J. L. Mandelson
• "Badly built boat beleagured by burg" barn-burner, brought beyond budget, bought by booty of a billion believers' bucks, beautiful, bold, brave, bully!!, bravo!!!!, but best????? Bah, balderdash! --Rex Stocklin

Live long and prosper.

• Prolonged pulse plus profitable portfolios --J.L. Mandelson
• Dure the decades and draw in dollars. --William Flis
• Persist protractedly and profit prolifically. --William Flis
• Persist for a prolonged period and pocket piles of pelf aplenty. --William Flis
• Survive a century and succeed superabundantly. --William Flis
• Remain robust and rake in the riches. --William Flis
• Maintain your mortal make-up for many moons and make much moolah. --William Flis
• Eke out eternity ergo enjoy euphoric encore. --Rex Stocklin
• Evade extinguishing exhale episode and elicit earnings. --Rex Stocklin
• Elect extra existence and evince exchange estimates. --Rex Stocklin
• Eject Earth-bound escrow and exercise economic elitism. --Rex Stocklin
• Excede elapsing expectations and erect an estate. --Rex Stocklin
• Eschew your epitaph, yet embrace an ego-centered empire. --Rex Stocklin
• Express essence-ending event and essay empowered equity. --Rex Stocklin
• Engineer evitable expiration and excellence ensues. --Rex Stocklin
• Evolve over the eons and excede enough. --Rex Stocklin
• Ejaculate from the encumbered enclosure of entry-level entombment and escape erstwhile empty-handedness. --Rex Stocklin
• Endeavor to eradicate early evanescense and explore enhanced entitlement. --Rex Stocklin
• Extrapolate an embarking from ebbing entropy and emancipate exceptional eligibility. --Rex Stocklin
• Eliminate elemental egress and experience egalitarian elevation. --Rex Stocklin
• Exacerbate enlarged establishment and envelop enterprise. --Rex Stocklin
• Exact an epochal eagle and exalt in earnest. --Rex Stocklin
• Employ energy, emerge out of elderly effrontery and evoke epitome of excess. --Rex Stocklin
• Escape eternal exit stage-left, even, be extravagant envy of everyone. --Rex Stocklin
• Augment age and abound. --Stanley
• Bolster breath and be blessed. --Stanley Anderson

I have a bad feeling about this (from "Star Wars")

• Methinks immediate matter makes a miserable mood --J.L. Mandelson
• Solo seems to have sensations that something's amiss. --Rex Stocklin

Never let them see you sweat.

• Permitting preception of personal perspiration paramount to problem of ponderous proportions. --J. L. Mandelson
• Don't divulge your dermal dampness. --William Flis
• Bring about blindness in beholders to blot out beads of bodily fluids. --Stanley Anderson
• Avoid allowing any and all to actualize your aqueous annointment. --Rex Stocklin

I'd rather fight than switch.

• Falstaff's affirmation: Forsooth, I'd forsake and forswear forking for the fray. --Bill Flis
• Verily, I'd vie than vacillate. --Rex Stocklin

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.

• Any affinity of appearance to anyone actual anywhere, alive or in the arms of the angels, is absolutely accidental. --Bill Flis
• Similarity to sentients, sans selectivity, is simply secondary. --Rex Stocklin

There's no crying in baseball (from A League of Their Own)

• Plaints are out of place among the players of the patriotic pastime, particularly the professionals --Bill Flis
• Sobbing is sans in shortstop's sport --Rex Stocklin

May the Force be with you.

• Judiciously enjoin a Jedi's jive juice --Rex Stocklin
• Continue collecting the cosmic kinetic control. (But keep away from its coaly component, its curse causes considerable chagrin. --William Flis
• Miss not a matchless amount of matter measured in multiple with motion magnification. --Stanley Anderson
• My personal preference is your procurement of a particular unparalleled push. --Stanley Anderson
• Accede accompaniment of an auspicious alliance of acceleration and atomic accumulation. --Stanley Anderson

WYSIWYG: What you see is what you get. --Flip Wilson

• a subject espied seemingly, is certainty --Rex Stocklin
• The screen seen shows the specific style, shape, sense and substance of specimens subsequently synthesized. --William Flis
• The picture plainly peeped precisely presents a purely parallel profile of the principal particulars of the physical piece provided. --William Flis
• The monitor's mien matches the manuscript made. --William Flis

Fiddler on the Roof

• Topol as Tevye atop a townhouse tip --Rex Stocklin
• The Klezmer contrapuntist carrying the kit from Cremona in concert on the cabin covering. --William Flis
• String-scraper striking up strains of a solo sonata situated on the second-story's slates. --William Flis
• Violinist views village vista from veranda vantage. --Michael Turniansky
• Shingle Cellist. --Gloria
• House-top Hoe-Downer. --Gloria
• Swindler atop Santa's sleigh stop. --Gloria
• Stradivarius stroker standing astride the shelter's summit. --Stanley Anderson

Die Hard

• Ending earthly existance entails employing extreme effort, energy, and exertion. --J. L. Mandelson
• Exit in the extreme --Rex Stocklin
• Terribly terminate --Rex Stocklin
• Finally finish firm --Rex Stocklin
• Cease solidly --Rex Stocklin
• Difficult Demise --William Flis
• Flintily Fatal --William Flis
• Stiff Stiff --William Flis

Parental guidance is suggested.

• Sexy show soon --J. L. Mandelson
• Violent voluptuous vixens viewed --J. L. Mandelson
• Find father first for film --Michael Turniansky
• Household Head's Hindsight hinted. --Gloria
• Sire's supervision is solicited. --William Flis
• Progenitor's preference as to the propriety of pre-adolescent progeny's presence for this production is prescribed. --William Flis
• Ancestral aim art advised. --Rex Stocklin

Actual mileage may vary.

• Even though erudite engineers expertly exercise esoteric equations on the evolution of energy, entropy, enthalpy, and exhaust emissions in establishing each engine's efficiency, environmental effects elude exact estimation; expect erratic economy of ethyl in the eventual employ. --William Flis
• The real ratio of ruled road to rotation is rather unreliable. --Stanley Anderson
• Determined distance may deviate. --Rex Stocklin

You just keep thinkin, Butch -- that's what you're good at. (from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

• Keep on concocting coruscative concepts, Corky--the collected crowd of common cusses can't compete in cranial capacity. --William Flis
• Noodle your noggin, Norman--no one knocks your natural knowledge of the niceties of nefariousness. --William Flis
• Go on grinding your grey matter, Gus -- you gotta go with your great guns. --Stanley and Angelee Anderson
• Continue cogitatin', Clyde -- capitalize on your competent capabilities. --Stanley and Angelee Anderson
• Remain ruminatin' Roy -- that's what you're really robust at. --Stanley and Angelee Anderson
• Persist in ponderin' Pete -- that's the place where you pack proficiency. --Stanley and Angelee Anderson
• Don't desist deliberating, Deke -- you're durable in that department. --Stanley and Angelee Anderson

Ancient Chinese secret, eh?

• Old oriental obfuscation, oh. --Rex Stocklin
• Hoary hunan hermeticism, harumph. --Rex Stocklin
• Kept Cantonese question-causing carry-over, que?. --Rex Stocklin

Got Milk?

• Already accessed acidophilus? --B. Fairchild
• Armed with augmented antibiotics? --B. Fairchild
• Bringing back Bossie by burping? --B. Fairchild
• Carrying creamed cud? --B. Fairchild
• Deluged with dairy dew? --B. Fairchild
• Full fare of fresh and fashionable fat? --B. Fairchild
• Gorging on gentrified grass? --B. Fairchild
• Harboring homogenized Heffer? --B. Fairchild
• Invested in invisible insecticides? --B. Fairchild
• Juggling jars of Jersey juice? --B. Fairchild
• Lacking little lactose? --B. Fairchild
• Procured pasteurized pollutants? --B. Fairchild
• Bought bovine beverage? --Rex Stocklin

Smile! You're on Candid Camera.

• Turn the tips of your tooth tents toward the top of your talker: to wit, your untutored torso has been trapped in tableau. --Stanley Anderson
• Rejoice, for your reflection is being recorded unrehearsed. --Stanley Anderson
• Show your sparklers; you are seen in spontaneity. --Stanley Anderson

Where's the beef.

• Search for sirloin steak. --Stanley Anderson
• Help! Who hid the hamburger?. --Stanley Anderson
• locate the lower. --Rex Stocklin

Hey, big spender.

• Attention, atlantean assimilater. --Rex Stocklin

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