Other
(Common Objects, Situations, Events)
Section

Keep up the good work!

• * Maintain momentum manipulating material. --BG Voertman
• Kudos! Continue capital construction --Rex Stocklin
• Toil terrifically through thick and thin --William Flis
• endlessly endeavor excellently! --William Flis
• Sustain the superior striving, Stan! --William Flis

Watching TV

• Slowly Saturating Sensory Sensations, Sylvania Style --Dana
• channel choosing --Rex Stocklin
• finding fun filtering phosphors --Rex Stocklin
• video viewing --Rex Stocklin
• program probing --Rex Stocklin
• nosing around the networks --Rex Stocklin
• broadcast browsing --Rex Stocklin
• dialing for distraction --Rex Stocklin
• tuning in today's tubecast --Rex Stocklin

Parachute

• Ailing Airplane Aid --Dana
• Personal parabolic puff of plummet protection --Rex Stocklin
• Deployable device that deters daredevil diver's divot death --Rex Stocklin
• Silken sail to soften the sudden stop started by springing from a Cessna --Stanley Anderson

Don't go there.

• Heading henceforth? Horribly harmful. Heed health, and halt. --J. L. Mandelson
• Turn tail--taboo territory! --William Flis
• Abolish all accessing of any anchorage about annexed areas and at arenas afar --Rex Stocklin
• Refrain from overriding your range, from the reachable to the really remote --Rex Stocklin
• Eschew entering elsewhere, the ends of the Earth, even equipresent enclosures --Rex Stocklin
• Heel hither! Hike homelessly? Huh-uh --Rex Stocklin
• Yo, you're not to yield to your yoke/yen of yonder yearning --Rex Stocklin

It takes one to know one.

• Objects' obviousness obviate onliness --Rex Stocklin
• If the identity of an idiosyncratic individual is to be immediately intelligible, it is imperative to invoke the interpretation of an intimate interrelation. --William Flis
• A realistic replica is required to readily recognize a remarkable rendition. --William Flis

Twenty questions.

• XX examinations --Rex Stocklin
• A quarter's quadrupled quintessence quantity of queries --Rex Stocklin
• Ten times two tests --Rex Stocklin
• A Score of Suppositions. --William Flis
• A Double-Dozen Desidersata. --William Flis
• Pick a Peck of Posers. --William Flis

Do not induce vomiting.

• Avoid authorizing afterwards alimentary allocation. --Rex Stocklin

Taking a bath

• Blissfully Basking Beneath Billowy Bubbles. --Gloria
• Dermal dipping. --Rex Stocklin
• Plying the pleasuring plunge. --Rex Stocklin
• Water wading. --Rex Stocklin
• Skull scrubbing. --Rex Stocklin
• Zit zesting. --Rex Stocklin
• Taking a tub tonic. --Rex Stocklin
• Corporal cavity cleansing. --Rex Stocklin
• Fallen funding. --Rex Stocklin
• freckle freshening --Angelee Anderson
• Bun basking. --Angelee Anderson
• scrubbing the skin in a stew of suds. --Stanley and Angelee Anderson

It's the humidity, not the heat.

• Dampness deepens our discomfort during the dog days. --William Flis
• Tis mostly moisture more than the mere mercury. --Rex Stocklin

Thanksgiving

• informal feted folly of food, football and far-flung family, formally federal festival for founding forefathers --Rex Stocklin
• tryptophan-tricked turkey to-do tossed to teach truths of territory-taking toasting --Rex Stocklin

Turkey

• Multi-plumed must-see mascot meant for merry-month's & Macy's-month's main meal martyrdom --Rex Stocklin

Football

• leatheroid lugged & lofted over lined land laden with leaders & losers, often loading the lucky loanee's linings with lucre --Rex Stocklin

That dog won't hunt

• a certain spaniel exists sans snooping --Rex Stocklin
• a called-out cur can't concur on collecting --Rex Stocklin

You should have seen the one that got away

• one is obligated to observe the object that overran --Rex Stocklin
• sir or sis?, should've espyed the singular subject that escaped --Rex Stocklin

Body Parts

• Head: crucial cranial acubic configuration of critical controls and condition collectors
  Eye: fluid-filled filter of photophilic fodder fit for film
  Ear: sound sensing stoma situated sidelong the skull-skin
  Nose: person's perfume picker posed prone o'er possessor's piehole
  Mouth: taste tunnel toting a tongue, tooth tents, tonsils, teeth and a tale-turner
  Hair: countless conditioned collection of colored cords covering the kopf oft causing cuteness and called a coif
  Teeth: Man's maw's many mini-masticaters n' molars meant for munching morsels and making "t"s
  Chin: protruding process providing pride and proboscis protection
  Eyebrow: his and her hirsute head header heading height hierarchy with other half and hairdo
  Moustache: his honker-hanging hair highlight hiding ham-n-"Hi!"-hole and hinting at other humans (hopefully not Hitler)
  Body: ambulatory anatomical animated aggregate alive and always aging
  Arm: limb, light on length, lettering in leveraging loads
  Leg: stereomorphic stilt styled for strutting, standing, schtupping, stopping & stooping
  Butt: trunk terminus trained to toilet, to take ten ticks & to tackle teeter-totters ; tis tyke's tutoring target
  Hand: digit-adorned device ideal for dialing, dealing, darning, dipping & drawing
  Foot: one of two walking widgets with wanderlust whether worldwide or wall-to-wall
  --Rex Stocklin

United States (of America -- optional)

• half a hundred hectared human haunts. --Rex Stocklin
• Consolidated colonies contiguous with Canada. --Stanley Anderson
• The federated fifty friendlies of the free world. --Stanley Anderson
• Gathered governments. --Stanley Anderson
• Joined jurisdictions. --Stanley Anderson

Legal terms

• Judge: prestigious promulgation presider who prohibits preconception
  Jury: pre-selected prudent proxy of prevalence
  Executioner: prosaic predator of prisoners
  Defence attorney: pricey practitioner of prepared prolixity
  D.A.: prosecutorial proponent of protracted probes
  Defendant: pretext prone pride-protecting prey of the proletariat
  Plaintiff: premium-pressing propagator of presumption
  Witness: produced prerequisite provider of proof
  --Rex Stocklin

Pets

• All: Ambulatory affection allocators
  Cats and Dogs: Feline and fidoesque food and fund funnnels
  Birds: Nocturnally noisome needers of the next newspaper
  Fish:
  • Picayunesque perpetually-propelling plant and pebble prowlers
  • Popular pet purchase of the prepubescent set
  • Introverts idea of intimate interaction
  Reptiles: Cringe-creating creepy crawlers
  Rodents: Filthy, furry, fitful, feral figure finally forced into fellowship with a feckless family, frequently featuring fecund ferrets
  Horses: Exclusive equines entertaining the establishment's elite
  --Rex Stocklin

Dead Sea scrolls.

• Lifeless lake library. --Stanley Anderson
• Morbid mare manuscripts. --Angelee Anderson
• Obsolete ocean oeuvres. --Stanley and Angelee Anderson
• Purgatorial pool papyri. --Stanley and Angelee Anderson
• corpse cove copy. --Stanley Anderson
• dried drink draftings. --Rex Stocklin

Use only as directed.

• Practice application particularly and precisely as prescribed. --Stanley Anderson
• Influence intention in way of instruction. --Rex Stocklin

Toaster.

• Shingle shader. --Rex Stocklin
• Wonder winder. --Rex Stocklin
• Melba maker. --Rex Stocklin
• Loafette launcher. --Rex Stocklin
• Wedding winnings. --Rex Stocklin
• Shower shocker. --Rex Stocklin
• bread browner --Stanley Anderson
• crust crisper --Stanley Anderson
• slice singe-er --Stanley Anderson
• wheat warmer --Stanley Anderson

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