I've been hiking forever and
I hiked the very first trails.
I put the miles and the anguish together
I'm a Girl Scout and I hike the trails

CHORUS:
I hike the trails that make the Boy Scouts cry,
I hike the trails that make the athletes die
I hike the trails that go both low and high
I hike the trails, I hike the trails

I wish I could change my shirt
And my blisters make me hurt
But the thing that is the worst
Is when they burst

The Rye Krisps were so bad
Even the halizone made us glad
But the very worst thing to taste,
Was that awful freeze dried paste

It was great, it was fun
It was fun, it was great
But our hair was oh so straight